Teardrops on My Dildo - Vanessa Larry Mitchell | Citadel

About Teardrops on My Dildo - Vanessa Larry Mitchell | Citadel

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★ “You will literally laugh for an hour. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen.” - The Scotsman

★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - mindshare.org.au

The Citadel is located in the beautiful hinterland of The Tweed, in Murwillumbah. We are an intimate licensed venue. We often sell out so best to purchase tickets online.

For performances, the bar is open from 6pm and hall doors will be open 30mins prior to the event to allow you to choose your seat.

Looking forward to seeing you!